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moonlight_999Oct. 20th, 2006 09:12 am To N: Room number 572, Hospital with fat nurses and vomit smell.

N? Can't you ever do anything right?
Well, you know what they say; Never send a blonde to do a brunette's job.

Now, since I drove Anty to the Gummy-holics anonymous club (they say they'll have to keep him there for a good six months) and N is in the hospital for crashing my van (and because she's a drama queen) I have all the time in the world to transfer everything Anty owns to N's*cough* I mean JEN'S name.
Oh how I love to expand the N and A empire.
Hah Hah.

Current Location: In long dressing gown sitting on a red velvet chair
Current Mood: superior
Current Music: Mozart

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Date:October 25th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)
yay ! did you hear Mr whippy? all Anty's belongings are going in my name! i'm rich i tell you!
and guess what anty... if i have all the money in the world i will
leave your fluffy purse belongings alone!!
bob bring me my lacy slippers...
mmm warm and fluffy *poof*
dam why can't i pooff?, N CAN!!!!!
Date:October 25th, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)
Jen? STOP OVER DOING IT WITH THE PAIN MEDICATION! If I come to pick you up and your dancing naked in the hallways again I'm leaving you there!
Now listen carefully, you have to sign this document now.
Yes, the one that says Anty's tie collection now belongs to you.
Date:October 25th, 2006 01:37 am (UTC)
Oh, and Bobs not with you right now sweety.
He's giving Anty moral support at the Gummy Holics Anon. clinic.
Date:October 25th, 2006 01:46 am (UTC)
it just *sniffle* i'm feeling really alone right now.
bob dosn't love me anymore and anty is
*sniffle* getting all the attention.
*extreme change of mood to anger*
give me the damn letters ad i'll sign the life out of his tie
collection!!!!! suck that anty!!!!!!!!!!! (standing on bed with pen and letter in air)
Date:October 25th, 2006 02:01 am (UTC)
I have spoken with Anty on the tele-box.
He does not have anything to say except this:

"Jen;s a fabulash personification! Don't ever change buddy! Have my ties!! Have my LIFFFFEEEE! I LOVE YOU, YOU YOU YOU!"

I don't know what those rehab doctors have been doing to him but it's sure put him in good sorts...
Date:October 25th, 2006 04:21 am (UTC)
I's my wonderful bone structure, anty's always known that. Anyway
i took everything else so he can have the ties, i like to help charities
it looks good on my resume'.
Anyway i know anty has always admired me from afare.
Date:October 25th, 2006 04:22 am (UTC)
even wen u went through that pudgwy stage
Date:October 25th, 2006 04:28 am (UTC)
Hey!!! i have an amazingly fast metabolism and who new that by eating that
"98% fast free weight gaining for skinny people" Low fat food would make me fat! my body must have been so low in kilojoules it ate it self and bloated...
Date:October 25th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC)
That's oky doky jenaroo. U always looke pretty...like...prettynesses...princess...
More ties for Anty!!!
The rehab people have broken me of my baddy bad gummy ways!!!!!!! they said, TAKE THIS INSTEAD!
AND THEN THEY GAVE ME EVEN BETTTER DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 :-) X) ;)= fat
Date:October 26th, 2006 09:39 am (UTC)
They gave you drugs at the gummy-holics anonymous club?
That doesn't sound...
Date:October 26th, 2006 09:43 am (UTC)
GHA does stand for gummy-holics anonymous right?
Date:October 26th, 2006 09:44 am (UTC)
Or does it stand for gummy-heaven for addicts?

Date:October 26th, 2006 09:46 am (UTC)
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:00 pm (UTC)
*crying with photo album*
and this was when i was three.
*sniffle* and this was me on my first swing,
and this was me one my seventh birthday *bursts of crying*
it's so beautiful, i love this hospital and all theses people!!! spread the love. halalouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuya, halalooooooooooooooooooya.
oh and this was me when i met secretive A.*sniffle* and look there's you anty in the corner.
*madness* your so selfish. you always try to sneak into photo's!!! photo sneaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:12 pm (UTC)
wat chew talkin bout, jen? old buddy old pal?????? Oh that's a pretty picture...like...a princess...pretty...
*Throws up on photo album*
I like this place. How'd I get here?
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
My guess is a porthole.
i think that you went through to gummy kindom but they thought you
might need a watchful eye over you insuring you safty.
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC)
low voice* time travellers!!!yay



With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:

Date:October 31st, 2006 11:24 pm (UTC)
Sugar, spice, and everything nice
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little girls
But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredients to the concoction--
Chemical X
Thus, The Powerpuff Girls were born
Using their ultra-super powers
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime
And the forces of evil

I'm bubbles, jen! who are you????????
seriously, who are you? Why I am talking to this mop and bucket?
How did I get into this hospital.....?
gummy effects...wearing...off....
ugh, headache!
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:28 pm (UTC)
*grabs hair* i'm bubble's!
wait thats the mop.
*grabs anty's real hair* now listen here bud,
if you don't stop on the gummy's and hand them over to me..
i will kill you!
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:31 pm (UTC)
*goes to hit jen*
*hits random old hospital paitent in wheelchair*
*keeps hitting old random paitent*

Date:October 31st, 2006 11:34 pm (UTC)
*joins in*
go anty! he was after us,get the wheelchair!
*blows up cricket bat*
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:35 pm (UTC)
get the chair!!!! HIT HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!!
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:38 pm (UTC)
~**watches security cameras of hospital on wide screen tv somewhere...**~

Oh for god's sake...*rolls eyes* *sips iced tea*
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)

*walks in with a hot tea in hand*
*pompus accent* oh i know, they have no idea that you left your spade by the door, all they would need to do is wack him in one swift movment,instead they look like they are trying to cut a chocolate cake with a blunt knife.
so nieve *shakes head and takes a sip*
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:53 pm (UTC)
Hmm. *nods*
Nobody knows how to use a good spade now-a-days.
more tea?
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC)
*has been throwing random medical equipment at unconcious hospital paitent*
Jen! trip him by his robe and....!
Where'd you go...?
Date:November 1st, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)
i'm behind you dumb ass.
watch me fly, fly over the dead body and donk him on the head.
AnTY!!!! he's getting up.=!
use the spade anty! the spade!
Date:November 1st, 2006 12:35 am (UTC)
*passes out*
Date:November 1st, 2006 12:37 am (UTC)