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homie_directorSep. 6th, 2006 10:51 am As the wind blows

Late last week, about two days before my disasterious accedent...at least i hope it was an accedent, secretive A!!!
i was happily sitting at my desk with my personalised name badge and mary-kate and ashley designer label outfit. while i pondered on the meaning of life.
why are we here, why does jen get so fat every summer, is anty really a television god- when it occured to me that i hadn't had my daily soup.
soup is a nutritious alternative to other lunches with all 5 food groups.
i realised that anty took my soup in oder to use it as glue and stick bob to his room so that he may never leave again.
ANTY!!! i want my soup.

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From:moonlight_999
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:06 am (UTC)
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Jen gets fat because of that frosted donut place that opens every summer.
And is Anty really a television god? Don't make me laugh. He's as much a tv star as I am a coconut.
From:gummy_king
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:09 am (UTC)
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You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up you put the lime in the coconut and-
Hey!
I AM a television god and you ARE a coconut.
Director!!! Tell A that Bob belongs to me and that I have every right to glue him to my wardrobe with soup.
From:homie_director
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:11 am (UTC)
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Not with my soup you don't anty!
*wince* plus i like the sundays bob makes me at the manor.
if you glue him to the wardrobe anty, how will he work for N and A?
From:gummy_king
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)
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Dah, boss. That's the idea. Jeez, get with the program. We want Bob to stay at the studio because he works for us remember? Who will tame my magnificent fro if Bob isn't here?!
From:homie_director
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:17 am (UTC)
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and my wardrobe, who will buy my fabulous clothing and do my naturally accentuating mackup? BOB!!! get back to the studio.....wait...anty the hounds hate you,but they don't hate me. sundays and clothing tips!! vacation slumber party girls! i'll bring my slippers.
p.s: anty- scrub my badge at once!
From:gummy_king
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:25 am (UTC)
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...what?
what are you saying?
You're trying to take Bob away from me aren't you? You're all against me! Even after I came back from intensive care from that multiple dog attack. I know that you guys didn't mean to let those dogs out and I know that you all raced out to save me but why did you all take 2 hours? That's what I don't get.
I nearly lost a limb.
I nearly died.
I nearly ruined my favourite velvet top.
I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.

My point is, if I can't take Bob. No one will!!
*starts trying to sufficate Bob with a pillow*
From:mysterious_n
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)
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No effence anty but ah your velvet top is ruined and it's in the dogs jaws still to today.
he loves velvet..awww. he looks so cute and shiny.
the pain will die and we came to your saviour as soon as physically possible.
but we were having tea *pout*
did you ever think of our needs anty?!!!
did you want us to get dehidrated and sick, director needed a sunday and A needed a shower.
god anty your so selfish!
From:gummy_king
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:40 am (UTC)
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Yeah, hydration IS pretty important for the complexion...
I hate you N.

JEN!!! I need a hug!!!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:50 am (UTC)
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Sorry, this is jen's answering Service . she is currently unavaliable. please try at a later date.
*beep beep beep*

Sorry, this is jen's answering Service . she is currently unavaliable. please try at a later date.
*beep beep beep*

Sorry, this is jen's answering Service . she is currently unavaliable. please try at a later date.
*beep beep beep*

From:gummy_king
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:54 am (UTC)
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stupid head bimbo cow! Where the hell is she these days??? Oh, that's right, the donut hut opened...
I'll call A.
She'll hug me. She's so much more supportive then N and Jen...
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 6th, 2006 01:58 am (UTC)
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*cheery voice* Hello! This is Secretive A's answering machine! There's no way I can pick up the phone right now cause I have more important things to do. I don't care about you! Have a nice day!
p.s. vote for me, #1 superhero now!
*beep, beep, beep*

*cheery voice* Hello! This is Secretive A's answering machine! There's no way I can pick up the phone right now cause I have more important things to do. I don't care about you! Have a nice day!
p.s. vote for me, #1 superhero now!
*beep, beep, beep*

*cheery voice* Hello! This is Secretive A's answering machine! There's no way I can pick up the phone right now cause I have more important things to do. I don't care about you! Have a nice day!
p.s. vote for me, #1 superhero now!
*beep, beep, beep*
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 6th, 2006 02:04 am (UTC)
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*cough* umm hi.. i'd like to make an order:
two regular pizzas: one with diet coke, two donuts and a hash brown.
one large pizza with water and no cheese,sauce,base or toppings.
and ahh i's like to vote for secretive A as the number one hero.
..
...
does that make me elegable for a free soda?
hello?
Mr pizza man?



..
hello?
i'd like to place and order...
two regular pizzas: one with diet coke, two donuts and a hash brown.
one large pizza with water and no cheese,sauce,base or toppings.

hello?
...
..
..
..
.
i'm hungry
From:moonlight_999
Date:September 6th, 2006 02:08 am (UTC)
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*picks up phone in a huff*
You know, some people should really get the hint that people don't wanna talk when they leave their answering machines on!!
Jesus...
*sighs angrily and takes out note pad*
was that two pizzas or one?
uh huh...
hold the cheese, sauce, base and toppings?
I'm sorry sir, no free soda with that.
Don't call me a stinge!!
fine, and garlic bread.