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moonlight_999May. 18th, 2008 11:44 pm feeling of dread.

I have a strange sort of sinking suspicion that Bob has been stolen from our mansion's lobby and whisked away.
I'm pretty sure he was 'whisked' because there is no sign of a struggle.
There is only a note. It says, "Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, Chemelion."
Which is all very well.
I'm not positive on what a 'chemilion' is, but if it is the thing that whisked Bob away, it's my first clue.
I looked it up in the dictionary, but it wasn't clear. It may be a lion made out of chemical gas.
I've asked the security woman. She says she saw a 'mighty rustlin'' in 'them bushes' but on further inspection it was only a talking wolf.
The wolf pointed me in the complete opposite direction and said that if anyone took Bob it was the shady looking guy that had been wandering around humming eighties classics outside the mansion.
Whatever could it all mean...?
I have an appointment with a stylist in half an hour and I really don't have time.
N, if you're around. Release the hounds or something.
I don't like to think there's some creepy guy outside, that talking wolf was a little creepy too. In fact, we don't have a security woman, either.

Current Location: looking out window at a scary tree that i never noticed
Current Mood: weirdweird
Current Music: x-files theme

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gummy_kingDec. 11th, 2006 10:47 pm oh barman!

I LOVE AEROPLANE GUMMMMYYYYY
aeroplane gummy FOR ME!!!!

I love aeroplane GUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY
...something something for me....
...

top her up, barmen!

Barman Bob~ What vill it be, Antwy?
Anty~ A touch of Gummy Soda with gummy wine.
Barman Bob~ Right avay!

Now, back to my song...

In the JUNGLLLE, The MIGHTY jungle, THE Gummylion sleeps TONIIIIIIIGHT!!!

OOOWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi EEEEIIIIEEEOOOWIIOMBOMBOWAY!!!!

Current Mood: drunk on gummy goodness!!!
Current Music: a wimba way a wimba way...

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moonlight_999Oct. 20th, 2006 09:12 am To N: Room number 572, Hospital with fat nurses and vomit smell.

N? Can't you ever do anything right?
Well, you know what they say; Never send a blonde to do a brunette's job.

Now, since I drove Anty to the Gummy-holics anonymous club (they say they'll have to keep him there for a good six months) and N is in the hospital for crashing my van (and because she's a drama queen) I have all the time in the world to transfer everything Anty owns to N's*cough* I mean JEN'S name.
Oh how I love to expand the N and A empire.
Hah Hah.
Hah.
.....Hah.

Current Location: In long dressing gown sitting on a red velvet chair
Current Mood: superior
Current Music: Mozart

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homie_directorOct. 11th, 2006 10:54 am

Everyone!
Fellow crew members!
Prepare for an INTERVIEW!
Ask Anty is now ON AIR!!!!!!
Mwa ha ha, mwa ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahaha- ow! my heart!

Current Location: on the director's chair
Current Mood: determined

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mysterious_nOct. 1st, 2006 07:36 am To BE Or NoT To Be!

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true

I FOUND THE GUMMY"S SECRETIVE A!
it's party time. stupid anty was hiding them under his fro.
but i got him( crasy finger in air) oh YES! i got him...don't you think anty i saw that gummy slip out.....i don't no where you got them but smooth A and i are so not happy...guess who isn't getting a surprise birthday this year.?
YES YOU!!!!!
p.s: secretive A, the neighbours keep cumming round claiming they heard gun shots, ... i told them i didn't no what they were going on about, but they just stood there and stared at me. Bob is over cleaning the blood. Anty is in hospital and he wants us to:
wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind
Where troubles melt like lemondrops
Away above the chimney tops

thats where you will find me..
SMILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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gummy_kingSep. 13th, 2006 01:30 pm

What's that sheep camera man?
Am I ready for my close-up?
Well, seeing as I just recovered from that horrific dog attack and hired a NEW HAIR STYLIST! Why yes. Yes I think I am.

N, A, you may take Bob now. I have found myself a KILLER stylist and his name is Anty. That's right, myself.
Why send a director's assistant to do a star's job?
I have discovered my fashionable talent.

p.s. I have broken both of Bob's legs so that he wont be able to whisk around your manor and serve you. Eat that!

Current Location: studio
Current Mood: triumphant

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homie_directorSep. 6th, 2006 10:51 am As the wind blows

Late last week, about two days before my disasterious accedent...at least i hope it was an accedent, secretive A!!!
i was happily sitting at my desk with my personalised name badge and mary-kate and ashley designer label outfit. while i pondered on the meaning of life.
why are we here, why does jen get so fat every summer, is anty really a television god- when it occured to me that i hadn't had my daily soup.
soup is a nutritious alternative to other lunches with all 5 food groups.
i realised that anty took my soup in oder to use it as glue and stick bob to his room so that he may never leave again.
ANTY!!! i want my soup.

Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: background cafe music

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gummy_kingSep. 6th, 2006 08:35 am HISSY FIT!!!

Dear N and A.
I threw rocks through all of the windows of the N&A manor again. GIVE ME BACK BOB!!!
The director is unconcious right now but if he was aware of this he would totally put a flaming bag of dog crap on your doorstep and run away.
BITCHES!!!

Current Mood: vengeful.

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gummy_kingAug. 22nd, 2006 08:37 pm ~PLANS OF THE DIRECTOR!!!

Well, my faithful fans, the director has big pants, big pores and BIG PLANS.
He wants to work some of his funky directory plans on the Ask Anty show to make it more enjoyable to all the adoring people out there!
(he also said something about low ratings but...we wont go into that*grumbles*)

So his plans are as following:

1. Give Jen two weeks to prove why she's worthy of being on the show or kick her off and replace her with the fabulous Mysterious N.

Suck Jen.

2. Prevent Secretive A and Mysterious N from stealing Bob.

3.Give Anty a raise.

(the above plans are 100% authentic. *cough* what? They are!)

Current Location: The office in the Studio
Current Mood: bitchybitchy

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mysterious_nAug. 16th, 2006 02:34 pm The day after tommorow. ask anty is back!!!!!!!!!

At last i am a star!! secretive A and mysterious N are ready for television once again! Mr whippy you better watch your ice-cream,,,,coss it's toast!

Current Location: out side the studio sighning autographs.
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: silent movie music

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